#290 Bear Selfies
DBI Alert … WTF! Seeing a bear in any place that doesn’t rhyme with poo might be a thrill for many. But when douchebag vanity is placed ahead of fundamental needs such as breathing oxygen, what this...
View Article#291 Mpregs
DBI Alert … Phrases like “Internet Subculture” and “online fantasy world” are enough to sound the douchebag alarm. Consider dudes posting images & stories of being “pregnant” with the love child...
View Article#292 e-Cigs
DBI Alert… Breaking news. Smoking electronic cigarettes can cause health issues. No freaking way! Vapor, smoke, carcinogens, it’s all douchey to us and the people forced to endure your self-destructive...
View Article#293 Manspreaders
DBI Alert… The name alone is worthy of consideration as an offensive human behavior. The act seals the deal. It refers to a male traveler that feels empowered to take up as much public space as humanly...
View Article#294 Muff Drivers
DBI Alert… Nothing screams stranger danger more than the use of “fur” to pimp out the dash of your rig. It’s one thing to love your ride. It’s a douchebag thing to love your ride so much that you...
View Article#295 Poopetrators
DBI Alert … In the category of things we never imagined having to cover on this site, random a-holes deliberately defecating on vehicles ranks VERY high on the list. If you don’t believe this is a...
View Article#296 Soaking
DBI Alert … Welcome to Sex Ed 101. To clarify, the moment your penis enters her vagina – whether you move like a tree or a jackrabbit – once said insertion takes place, what you’re doing is not...
View Article#297 Mankinis
DBI Alert … No caption necessary. No rhyme or reason for rocking this look anywhere on Earth. #douchebags
View Article#298 Confederacy of Dunces
DBI Alert … This isn’t a Republican or Democrat issue. It’s not about free speech. Or ignoring the past. Or Southern pride. Or rebels or guns. It’s about us, as a society, coming together and REFUSING...
View Article#299 Neckbands
DBI Alert … Headphones have come a LONG way since the Sony Walkman days. You’ve got in-ear styles, over-ear styles, black, white, colors, cordless, active, Hip-Hop, noise-cancelling, cold-weather and...
View Article#300 Man Braids
DBI Alert … Welcome to the latest trend capable of waking the DBI ghosts up from our long winter slumber. A personal fashion choice beyond ponies & the man bun, all the way back to something that...
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